...Answer: Banjo Player
That's right, business before pleasure.
Got that from a banjo player.
Here's another:
How do you tell the difference between a banjo run over by a car, and a skunk ran over by a car?
There's usually skid marks before the skunk.
And a last one I got from ...
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- Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:28 am
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Joke/Comedy Section?
- Replies: 58
- Views: 383240
- Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:41 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Joke/Comedy Section?
- Replies: 58
- Views: 383240
Re: Joke/Comedy Section?
I should probably be working...
Who would you hang first??? A banjo player, or an accordian player?
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Who would you hang first??? A banjo player, or an accordian player?
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- Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:20 pm
- Forum: MechWarrior 2: Mercenaries
- Topic: Keyboard Commands
- Replies: 1
- Views: 8119
Keyboard Commands
Okay guys, I have to admit I'm a bit embarassed to put this out there, but I've searched and searched and still can't find what I'm looking for. I'm to the point where I wonder if I'm really remembering doing things back in the day, or if I'm just wishing a could...
A) How do you issue commands to ...
A) How do you issue commands to ...
- Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:28 am
- Forum: MechWarrior 2: Mercenaries
- Topic: Memory Requirements
- Replies: 3
- Views: 9644
Re: Memory Requirements
Thanks for the reply. I'm on VISTA.
I fired Mercs back up because it's still fun to play without the vids, and the vids were there! Not sure why they didn't show up before, but they're back and so far (I've only run a few missions) mercs is running great through DOSBOX.
I fired Mercs back up because it's still fun to play without the vids, and the vids were there! Not sure why they didn't show up before, but they're back and so far (I've only run a few missions) mercs is running great through DOSBOX.
- Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:26 pm
- Forum: MechWarrior 2: Mercenaries
- Topic: Memory Requirements
- Replies: 3
- Views: 9644
Memory Requirements
Okay, here's another one from the newbie...
When I try to do a full install of Mercs I get an error that there's not enough space in the directory. I have over 100 times the amount of space needed free on my hard drive. What's the deal?
I can install the "recommended" install. The first time I did ...
When I try to do a full install of Mercs I get an error that there's not enough space in the directory. I have over 100 times the amount of space needed free on my hard drive. What's the deal?
I can install the "recommended" install. The first time I did ...
- Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:05 am
- Forum: MechWarrior 2
- Topic: USB joystick/dosbox and Mech2 dos
- Replies: 4
- Views: 10836
Re: USB joystick/dosbox and Mech2 dos
Found a solution. ST290 works beautifully now. I DL'd software from Saitek (Free) to slave keystrokes over to joystick buttons. It's taken some time to figure out throttle and rudder controls, but I'd be happy to share the profile I've set up to jumpstart you.
software can be dl'd here:
http://www ...
software can be dl'd here:
http://www ...
- Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:01 am
- Forum: MechWarrior 2
- Topic: USB joystick/dosbox and Mech2 dos
- Replies: 4
- Views: 10836
Re: USB joystick/dosbox and Mech2 dos
I have the same stick. I went through all the possible options on the controls list to see which would work best. Several come close, but the best functionality is with the 2-button joystick (no jumping around or crossed assignments between rudder and throttle). Maybe there's a way we could map the ...
- Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:56 am
- Forum: MechWarrior 2
- Topic: Hook Tutorial
- Replies: 5
- Views: 9559
Re: Hook Tutorial
Thanks! I've got it up and running through DOSBOX now. Now I just have to find a way to get my joystick to work right, 'cause I'm awful with the keyboard.
Thanks for all of your help guys!
Thanks for all of your help guys!
- Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:19 pm
- Forum: MechWarrior 2: Mercenaries
- Topic: Windows Vista
- Replies: 13
- Views: 27460
Re: Windows Vista
Please note I started a thread on the topic, but...How do you use the Hook? I can't seem to figure it out... 
- Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:18 pm
- Forum: MechWarrior 2
- Topic: Hook Tutorial
- Replies: 5
- Views: 9559
Re: Hook Tutorial
Hey, thanks! I found it! I installed, and guessed "MW2SHELL" as the command to run. It got me in. I can set up my own Merc Commander, or Mercenary campaign, but I can't enter any missions or go instant action. Every time I do it exits me out to DOS. This is off topic for this thread, but any ideas ...