MechWarrior 2: Resource Forum

Hi my fellow mech2 fans! I was just wondering if it was possible to, for fun, set up a joke section. Just post your random funnies that you have like lame pick-up lines, knock knock jokes, etc. They can be as lame or as funny as you want. I would just like people on this site to maybe take this into consideration.

Hope it works!

also, as a reminder,
keep the jokes clean

right!

this is the most LAME pickup line i have ever heard

did u just fart bcuz u blow me away

lol

lame pick up line:
my love for you is just like Diaherrea, I just cant hold it in

lol pepsi!

here r some lame pick up lines

r you from jamaica cuz jamaican me crazy

is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off

is your dad an alien bcuz your outta this world

do u have a map? i keep getting lost in your eyes

if i could rearange the alphabet i would put i and u together

well thatz all i can think of now
all of those r lame pick up lines that everybodys probably heard of (and hopefully never used lol)

so a horse walks into a bar one day and the bar tender says:
"Hey Buddy, why the long face?"




ba dum psssshhhh

who comes up with this stuff?

when some people think of braking their back they think of pain and physical therapy and others think and a wife or husband and kids

a priest and a jew are standing there,,,the the jew puts on a W.W.J.D. bracelet, and it burns him....so he takes it off and throws it on the ground, and it turns into a snake. so the both start laughing.

i wondered y the baseball was getting bigger... until it hit me in the face