Joke/Comedy Section?

[Col.Kell]

xD good one, mech2memories.

Heres one, there are three women, a red-head, a brown-haired, and a blonde. They spent their day and money at the mall and now they make their way back to the parking lot. Well, before to they get to their car, a bandet comes up with a gun and shouts, "Give me all your stuff, or I'll shoot!". The women, in shock, didn't know what to do. But the red-head all the sudden shouted "Tornado!". The bandet turned around to see the "tornado" and when he faced back towards the women, the red-head was gone. He cocked his gun, when the brown-haired shouted "Hurricane!". The bandet turned around again and when he looked back towards the women, only the blonde was left. About to shoot the gun, the blonde shouted "FIRE!"

[Slavick Kell]

Thats funny, but MY blonde joke is better:

There are three people standing on top of a building: a smart blonde, a dumb blonde, and Santa Clause.
They all jump off the building at the same time. Which one will hit the ground first?




Answer: The dumb blonde, because the other two don't exist

[mech2memories]

lol nice

um this one's kinda lame but
what goes vroom, screeeeech, vrooom, screeeeeech?



a blonde driving through a blinking red light

[Col.Kell]

I can top off both.

There is a blonde and a brownet, they both decide to jump off a 12-story building at the same time. Which one hits the ground first?

The blonde. Because she has to stop and ask for directions.

hehe funny, eh? we should rename this place the blonde joke section.

Say, mech2memories, is this the only place you visit on here?

[Sir MMPD Radick]

That one I do not get.
If they jumped off at the same time then she 'stopped' (I am going to take it literally on purpose) to ask for directions then the brunette would have hit the ground first as she knew the way.

[Col.Kell]

That one I do not get.
If they jumped off at the same time then she 'stopped' (I am going to take it literally on purpose) to ask for directions then the brunette would have hit the ground first as she knew the way.

Well... okay it may not even make sense. It was just funny when another cadet told it to me and the thought of her being so dumb that she would somehow, literaly, defy gravity...
Perhaps there was somehow humor in it when it was audiobly transmited.

IDK. Sue me.

[gnarlycharly]

What the difference between a vacuum clearer and a Harley Davidson motorcycle?



The location of the dirt bag.


And.......How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?



"bangs fist on table and says", THATS NOT FUNNY!!!!

[mech2memories]

to col. kell, not really. im not on here often so i just check to see how this one is doing the most because i started it
and it's awesome to see that it's actually doing well

[mech2memories]

lame pick up line:
did you swallow a magnet because i can't pull away from u