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Joke/Comedy Section?

Post by mech2memories » Thu Mar 06, 2008 4:30 am

Hi my fellow mech2 fans! I was just wondering if it was possible to, for fun, set up a joke section. Just post your random funnies that you have like lame pick-up lines, knock knock jokes, etc. They can be as lame or as funny as you want. I would just like people on this site to maybe take this into consideration.

Hope it works! :mrgreen:

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Re: Joke/Comedy Section?

Post by Pepsi-Wolf » Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:46 am

also, as a reminder,
keep the jokes clean :)
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Re: Joke/Comedy Section?

Post by mech2memories » Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:16 pm

right!

this is the most LAME pickup line i have ever heard

did u just fart bcuz u blow me away

lol :D :mrgreen:

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Re: Joke/Comedy Section?

Post by Pepsi-Wolf » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:32 pm

lame pick up line:
my love for you is just like Diaherrea, I just cant hold it in
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Re: Joke/Comedy Section?

Post by mech2memories » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:14 pm

lol pepsi!

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Re: Joke/Comedy Section?

Post by mech2memories » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:59 am

here r some lame pick up lines

r you from jamaica cuz jamaican me crazy :roll:

is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off

is your dad an alien bcuz your outta this world

do u have a map? i keep getting lost in your eyes

if i could rearange the alphabet i would put i and u together

well thatz all i can think of now
all of those r lame pick up lines that everybodys probably heard of (and hopefully never used lol) :D

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Re: Joke/Comedy Section?

Post by Pepsi-Wolf » Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:58 pm

so a horse walks into a bar one day and the bar tender says:
"Hey Buddy, why the long face?"




ba dum psssshhhh
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Re: Joke/Comedy Section?

Post by mech2memories » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:44 pm

who comes up with this stuff?

when some people think of braking their back they think of pain and physical therapy and others think and a wife or husband and kids

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Re: Joke/Comedy Section?

Post by Cyril » Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:43 pm

a priest and a jew are standing there,,,the the jew puts on a W.W.J.D. bracelet, and it burns him....so he takes it off and throws it on the ground, and it turns into a snake. so the both start laughing.
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Re: Joke/Comedy Section?

Post by mech2memories » Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:38 pm

i wondered y the baseball was getting bigger... until it hit me in the face

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